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If you’ve ever watched a Neutrogena commercial, you’ve probably had the thought, “That looks... really messy.” Is that how we’re supposed to be washing our faces, with all the splashing and tossing of water? Who has bathrooms that large, floors so absorbent?
So we decided to try it. What could go wrong?